神:我們來一個比賽,好嗎?
魔:好啊,棋藝大賽如何?
神:好,就這樣吧。
魔:慢著,奬品呢?
神:唔……不如就用B-5672宇宙區域中地球的人類作為奬品好嗎?每贏一局,你可以用你喜歡的方法吃掉你所選的編號;反之亦然。
魔:好,我快等不及了,現在開始吧!
賽果:神——以一睡不起形式,選中五十七人;
魔——選中了七十九人,方法包括:自殺、他殺、各種病症。
魔:吃得很飽,地球的人類果然是最好吃的。今天就這樣,好吧?
神:好。不過,朋友,我還是不太認同你的烹飪方法。
魔:彼此彼此。我倒認為先讓他們出出血、加加調味是最好的。
神:但我還是比較喜歡原隻入口。
以下為即時英譯版(因為原文字數不夠五百字(笑)
God and Demon
God: Let's play a game, um?
Demon: Sure, how about playing chess?
God: Good idea. Let's start.
Demon: Wait, what is the prize?
God: Le'ts use the human that live in planet B-5672 as the prize. Who win the game once, who can eat the number human in your own way.
Demon: Sounds good. Let's start.
Result:
God - Eat 57 people by using the sleep way.
Demon - Eat 79 people by using suicide, murder, lots of diease.
Demon: What a good meal. Human is the best. Is that okay if I stop here?
God: Good. But, my friend, I still do not agree with your cooking way.
Demon: So do I. I think having some blood and some cooking is the best.
God: But I like eat the whole one better.
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