--comedy start, there are two ppl talking---
"what?we have 2 ppl and there is only one seat?"
" you know ,it's okay,i can stand all day...so how about u go for it? "
"um....unfortunately, I CAN stand all week."
"...wow that's amazing, but i think somebody should take it..."
"yeah...i am 'nobody'(laugh), SO ....not me "
"well, okay, listen, I got serious hemorrhoids . and you know what? standing up keep me from having hallucination about weird butt-monster which appear to my asshole but fly like a butterfly. "
"....ohhh, that's so bad."
"yes, it is Very Very bad. that's it. Enjoy your seat."
"what?are u gonna tell me even i told u my aweful situation, btw it's "kinda" embarrassing , and it's not my point (fake smile), my point is...you DO NOT take it?"
"no, i Do if i can, but....sorry, i Can't"
"what's ur problem? why dont u just take that fucking seat?"
"god damn!! dont push me."
"i didn't !! All i want to do is "invite" u to seat a nice comfortable chair."
"WHAAT???what did u say?"
"you fucking prick, hillbilly, stupid idiot "
"WTF you such a racist, and u are out of ur mind. i am Asian ok"
"You asian, yeah you ASIAN."
"......so now u mean , i have a small dick?"
"i am gonna seat there right now, and u can spend whole day on finding out where am i with your CUTY tiny SMALL eyes"
"ummmm, here is a thing, get this, i am sorry i was rude, how about we go to have some food?i treat."
"Sure! why not? and i apologize too."
"fuck you!"(walk toward the chair and seat down slowly )
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