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不自殺聲明稿，全球翻譯版
作者：竹林風│2015-08-01 13:49:51│巴幣：4│人氣：627
本人 在此特地聲明：
本人樂觀開朗，身體健康，無任何使我困擾之慢性病或心理疾病，故絕不可能做出任何看似自殺之行為。
本人從無睡眠困擾，故不需服用安眠藥。
本人不酗酒亦不吸毒，也絕不會接近下列地點：
1. 開放性水域
2. 無救生員之游泳池
3. 有高壓、危險氣體，或密閉式未經抽氣處理之地下室、蓄水池、水桶等
4. 無安全護欄之任何高處
5. 任何施工地點（拆政府除外），包括製作消波塊之工地
6. 任何以上未提及但為一般人正常不會前往之地點
本人恪遵下列事項：
1. 車輛上路前會檢查煞車部件、油門線等，並會在加油前關閉車輛電源與行動電 話。
2. 絕不擅搶黃燈、闖紅燈。
3. 乘坐任何軌道類交通工具一定退到警戒線後一步以上，直到車輛停妥。
4. 騎乘機車必戴安全帽；乘車必繫安全帶。
5. 絕不接近任何會放射對人體有立即危害的輻射之場所（如核電廠）或設備。
6. 颱風天不登山、不觀浪。
I do hereby solemnly declare the following:
I, of sound mind and body, do not suffer from any chronic illnesses of either a physical or mental nature, and will therefore incontrovertibly refrain from all suicidal actions or any events that may be thus construed.
I do not suffer from insomnia, and therefore do not and will not take sleep- inducing medication of any kind.
I am not an alcoholic and am not a user of any illicit drugs or other illegal substances.
I have never and will never venture in the vicinity of the following:
1. Open waters.
2. Swimming pools where a lifeguard is not present.
3. Places where high-pressured or hazardous gases are present, or basements or water storage facilities lacking proper ventilation.
4. Any elevated location where no proper safety rails or safeguards are present.
5. Any construction site (except those pertaining to the demolishing of the government), including sites where breakwater blocks are made.
6. Any site or locale not covered in the above criteria, but is nevertheless not where normal persons of sound mind and body will enter.
I have and will always adhere strictly to the following:
1. I will thoroughly inspect my vehicle for any faults or malfunctions before driving, and will turn off the power on my vehicle and on my cell phone before refueling.
2. I will never run a red light, nor accelerate past a yellow light.
3. When taking any form of rail transport, before the train has come to a complete stop, I will always retreat to a distance of at least one step behind the waiting line.
4. When riding a motorcycle, I will always wear a certified helmet; when driving or riding in a car, I will always wear a seat belt.
5. I will never venture near any locale or equipment where radiation poses an immediate risk to the human body (for example, nuclear power plants).
6. I will never head into the mountains or to the seashore during typhoons or otherwise stormy weather.
I have and will always do my utmost to adhere to safety standards when using appliances and equipment powered by electricity, natural gas, or fire.
The electrical wiring in my residence is in compliance with relevant regulations, and has not nor will ever be the cause of a fire.
I have and will never store excessive amounts of flammable gases or liquids in my residence.
My bathrooms are free of all electric appliances, except necessary lighting.
Before sleeping, I always turn off all electric appliances, except any necessary lighting, the refrigerator, and electric fans.
I have and will never engage in disputes or clashes, physical or otherwise, with persons with whom I am not acquainted. Moreover, I have and will always strive to ensure my personal safety.
If, after being notified of the above, my fellow netizens discover that this ID has disappeared from online activity for a substantial amount of time, please do all in your means to seek justice for me. Thank you.
나는이 요리를 특별히 문을 준비 :
내가 낙관적 인, 쾌활한, 건강을, 그래서 내가 어떤 만성 정신 질환없이 고민 해요, 어떤 행동이 자살에 나타납니다 만들 가능성이 없습니다.
나는이 문제를 잘하지, 그래서 수면제를 취할 필요가 없습니다.
나는 다음과 같은 위치에 근접하게 될 것이다 마시지도 마약을하고,하지 않습니다
1. 워터스
2. 아무 기병의 수영장
3. 높은 전압, 위험한 가스, 또는 지하는 배기 가스 처리, 물 탱크, 양동이 등을하지 않고 폐쇄
4. 없음 안전 펜스의 높이
웨이브 결정의 사이트를 포함 (철거 정부 제외) 5. 모든 건설 현장,
6. 모든 장소는 상기에서 언급하지 않은,하지만 보통 사람의 정상에 가지 않는다
나는 다음을 준수해야합니다 :
1. 도로 전 부분 스로틀 줄 것입니다 차량의 브레이크를 확인하고, 차량 전원 및 휴대 전화를 재충전하기 전에 종료됩니다.
2. 침입는 노란색, 빨간색 빛을 잡아 없습니다.
교통의 특정 클래스가 경고 라인 위의 단계를 후퇴 후 차량이 앵커에 타고 때까지 3, 모든 트랙을 가져 가라.
4. 타고 오토바이 헬멧을 착용해야합니다 자동차가 안전 벨트를 착용해야합니다.
바로 직장 (예 : 원자력 발전소 등) 위험 또는 장비의 인체 방사선에 어떤 방사선에 근접하지 않을 5.'ll.
6. 태풍없이 등반, 파도없이 볼 수 있습니다.
楽観的な、陽気な人、健康には、それは私の精神疾患や慢性疾患になり、任意の苦痛なしで、それはどんな行動が自殺に表示させる可能性は低い。
私が問題に眠ることはありませんので、睡眠薬を取る必要はありません。
私は飲むことも、薬、決して次の場所に近くなりません。
1.ウォーターズ
2.ノーライフガードのスイミングプール
3.高電圧、危険なガス、または地下室は、排気処理、水槽、バケツなどせずに閉じた
4.いいえ安全柵の任意の高さ
波意思のサイトを含む（解体政府は除く）5.任意の建設現場、
6.任意の場所は、上記のではないが、平均的な人のために通常の状態に行かない
私は、次を遵守しなければなりません。
1.道路の前の部分スロットルラインになります車両のブレーキを確認し、車両電源と携帯電話を給油前にシャットダウンします。
2.立ち入り禁止は黄色、赤色光をつかむません。
輸送の特定のクラスが警告ライン上のステップを後退した後に車両がアンカーに乗るまで3 、任意のトラックを取る。
4.乗るバイクはヘルメットを着用しなければならない。車はシートベルトを着用しなければならない。
即時職場（例えば、原子力発電所など）の危険や機器の人体の放射線上の任意の放射線の近くに決して5.'ll 。
6.台風なし登山、波の無い景色
（改寫自網路）
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