一首關於網路遊戲無盡的任務(EverQuest)的歌，
雖然是很老的東西了，不過歌詞真的很有趣。
Electric Funstuff presents a story which is sad but true.
由Electric Funstuff出品 一個傷心但真實的故事
The ranger left our party in a pinch,
The fight had looked like it would be a cinch,
But the mage ran out of mana,
The cleric said manana,
and I was dead before I'd moved an inch.
遊俠因為爛線被系統踢出隊伍，
然而戰鬥貌似就即在眼前，
法師卻用光了魔力，
牧師大喊"Manana"(意義不明？)
然後在我動一根手指之前就已經被輾斃了。
See, I told ya it was a sad story.
看吧，我就說是個傷心的故事
Well can you spare some rations, cuz I sure need a drink,
I lost my stuff, I'm feeling, out of sorts,
Those trains just keep chasin,
No idea which way I'm facin',
Has anybody here seen my corpse?
可以分我一點糧食嗎，我也需要一些飲品，
我丟了我的裝備，整個亂了方寸，
那些"火車"(註1)一直在追，
完全沒主意該往哪個方向，
這邊有任何人看到我的屍體嗎？
I'm fuming cuz my servers down again,
those women I've been chasing are all men,
"My name's Galadriel!"
I asked one to join my side,
she just laughed until she cried and said,
Get your skill at begging up to ten.
伺服器再次斷線搞得我很火，
那些我在追的女人其實都是男的(現實中)，
"我的名字叫 Galadriel"
我邀請一位加入我們的隊伍，
但她卻笑到眼淚流出來 然後說，
至少給我把"乞討"(註2)技能練到10。
Well can you spare some rations, cuz I sure need a drink,
I move so slow, I wish I had a horse,
It's night and I can't see,
danger in front of me,
Has anybody here seen my corpse?
可以分我一點糧食嗎，我也需要一些飲品，
我跑超慢的，真希望我有一匹馬，
晚上我什麼都看不見，(註3)
危險迎面而來，
這邊有任何人看到我的屍體嗎？
"Holy Cats, we're in the banjo spawning grounds!
"Ow!
Killed my pet!
You're the tank, you kill it!
Ow!
I'm almost dead,
this is it!
sproing
good thing that guard came by."
該死，我們在怪物的重生地，
噢
我寵物被宰了
你是坦，你去殺牠。
呃
我快死了.
就是這樣！
噗噁
還好守衛從旁邊經過.
Well everything cons red now, when I play,
what would I like my tombstone to say?
Thanks well it's been fun,
five more minutes then I'm done,
I've been sayin' that to myself since, yesterday.
當我玩的時候所有東西看起來都是紅的，
問我想在墓碑上刻什麼字(註4)，
謝了 這很有趣，
五分鐘後我就被掛了，
我從昨天起就一直在自言自語。
"I'll be right there sugar just as soon as I kill this skeleton,
and this shadow wolf,
and this fire beetle."
"當我殺掉殺掉這個骷髏之後馬上就來，甜心，
還有這個暗影狼，
跟這個火甲蟲。"
Well can you spare some rations, cuz I sure need a drink,
this game will be grounds for my divorce.
The lag times can be chokin',
the quests can all be broken,
but still I keep coming back, of course
And I will surely seek you,
Next time you're on EQ,
Cuz maybe oh just maybe,
maybe oh just maybe,
maybe you might have seen my corpse.
可以分我一點糧食嗎，我也需要一些飲品，
這個遊戲會害的我離婚，
lag的時間可以讓人窒息，
所有任務都壞掉了，
但我還會回來嗎？ 當然！
而我一定會再次在EQ與你邂逅，
因為或許 噢 只是或許
或許 噢 只是或許
或許你會看到我的的屍體。
Dang moss snake.
該死的苔蘚蛇
註1：
EQ的NPC一旦盯上玩家，是會追到天涯海角的，
在逃命的過程中會不斷有其他的NPC加入追殺行列，
所以就會拉著一整串NPC在跑，就是所謂的火車。
註2：
乞討，EQ的技能之一，隨便對NPC使用太多次會被揍，
因為可以略為增加仇恨值，所以有坦甚至會用這招來吸怪。
註3：
在EQ中如果沒又夜視能力或光源，晚上真的會是一片漆黑，
黑到你會以為是銀幕壞掉。
註4：
遊戲中有個指令/con可以判斷對手的強弱，
當時力太過於懸殊，就會出現這麼一條紅字。
"XXX惡狠狠的盯著你，你想在墓碑上刻什麼字。"
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