渣英文翻譯警告！
未成年請退避！衛道人士請退避！
其實蠻多地方都不太會翻譯的Orz，
外加歌詞不太和諧，所以想說還是設個門檻，
結果付費功能居然被取消掉了$%^&*@&^$^%^。
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The Bad Touch
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm sisco yes I'm ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are Inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
美人兒 美人兒 性就像是德州乾旱
你和我做那檔事 如同王子的特權
所以把妳的手放在我的褲子上吧 我保證妳能撫摸到我的蛋蛋
是的 我是Sisco 是的 我是 Ebert 然後妳會得到兩個讚
當享受夠了兩手的愛撫，妳渴望過過更狂野界線
我希望妳悶騷 希望妳被包裹的像Waffle House的馬鈴薯派
能早早完事 但沒有高潮 就像可口可樂的股票
但妳卻總是讓我跟日光節約時間一樣提前升旗一小時
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
來做吧
你和我也不就是哺乳類動物
所以來做吧 就像牠們在Discovery頻道做的一樣
再來做吧
你和我也不就是哺乳類動物
所以來做吧 就像牠們在Discovery頻道做的一樣
變得工口吧
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft
Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
愛妳用拖把和水桶打掃的姿態
就像埃及的地下墓穴迷路 只有神才知道我們是困在哪
象形文字？就讓我成為太平洋 深入妳的南海
但我發現我的提案是個危險的暴風警報
所以如果我在妳的浪潮擊沉我的戰船之前就征服你的大腿內灣的話
請開啟我的電源 我是個全自動滴漏功能的咖啡沖泡機
對我展示妳的一切 我也對妳展示我的一切 "準備時間" 然後妳會愛上它的 就像Lyle
然後我們換成背後位 如此一來我們可以一起看"X檔案"
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
來做吧
你和我也不就是哺乳類動物
所以來做吧 就像牠們在Discovery頻道做的一樣
再來做吧
你和我也不就是哺乳類動物
所以來做吧 就像牠們在Discovery頻道做的一樣
變得工口吧
再來做吧
你和我也不就是哺乳類動物
所以來做吧 就像牠們在Discovery頻道做的一樣
(重複)
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如果發現我翻譯有勘誤，
或是翻譯的胡說八道的地方，
麻煩請不吝指導Orz
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【音樂】Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch (歌詞&渣翻譯)
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