今天翻譯的是有點( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)的歌，
但同時或許也是許多單身男女曾經想過的事情...
（翻到我的背有點刺刺的..）
有些地方可能翻的並不是那麼好，
若有更好的建議，請不吝提出，謝謝![]()
Twenty years and going strong.
二十年來一直都是這樣，而且越來越誇張
He's never kissed a girl besides his mom.
他除了媽媽之外沒有親過任何的女孩
He's gotta throw pillow from his favorite show.
在他看最喜歡的節目時，只能將頭埋入枕頭裡
He wears a fucking fedora everywhere he goes.
無論他去哪，都只穿著那件印有他媽的fedora商標的衣服
I don't think this guy is on this world.
我不認為這傢伙是這個次元的人
He thinks just being nice should get him the girl
他認為只要對女孩示好，就會有女朋友
So now he'll complain about how he thought it should be.
所以現在，他在埋怨（他曾經）認為理所當然的事情
"Why does this always happen to me?!"
“為什麼這種事情總發生在我身上?!”
"To me?!"
“為什麼是發生是在我身上?!”
She's stupid pretty
她是個漂亮的蠢蛋
He's pretty stupid.
而他是個十足的蠢蛋
Lonely
邊緣人
Loser
魯蛇
Chewing a toothpick.
啃牙籤的傢伙
Lost in the dark, trying to turn on the lights.
他迷失在黑夜中，試著尋找一點點的微光
He just wants the one
他想要的只有一件事
She wants something to bite tonight
她在今晚想要有個”火辣的”約會
She took her skirt off
她脫下她的裙子
He didn't notice.
但他並沒有注意這個”訊號”
He gave her a hug
他給她一個擁抱
She wanted a kiss.
而她想要一個吻
He missed the signs
他錯失了那個訊息
So she found a different guy.
所以她只好去找其他的男人
So Sorry Jack, but better luck next time.
抱歉了Jack，但你下次最好需要來點好運
Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey!!
嘿～！
Girls just suck, they're out of touch.
女孩們都很爛，她們全都失斷了音訊
I guess that asking for a quick one is just too much.
我猜，要求一個快速的交往對象是有點過分
So, she's a bitch 'cause he doesn't like you back.
她是個婊子，因為他不想再看到妳再回來
She's Omega, you're the Alpha in your own wolf pack.
她是Omega，而你就像Alpha中的狼群
（Omega也有女同志的意思，所以我也不是很確定作者是不是在玩諧音梗）
But come tonight he's gonna think of you
and he's got a tissue for his issue and a date with his hand.
但在今夜（事情發生後）他將會想到妳，
並且怯弱地伸出他的手詢問妳是否可以跟他約會。
Hugging his pillow, trying himself to sleep.
他抱著他的枕頭，試著進入夢鄉
"That's the girl that was meant to be with me."
“那個女孩這麼做代表想跟我在一起嗎”
"With me."
“跟我在一起嗎”
What's the matter?
有什麼好在意的?
Never had her.
就算她跟你不能在一起
Find another.
就去找別人吧
Hide your daughters
把你的女兒們藏起來
（是電腦裡面的嗎( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)）
Suck up your pride.
吞下你的自負
Go with the ride.
去人多的地方湊湊熱鬧
Sometimes you lose.
偶爾你會迷失
She doesn't want you.
她並不想要你
(Move on) What's the matter?
（前進啊）有什麼好在意的？
(Let Go) Never had her.
（我們走）就算不能跟她在一起
(She's gone) You'll be alright.
（她離開了）你會好起來的
Better
luck
next
time.
下次、最好、來點好運
（副歌重複）
Wait. (What's the matter?) Don't go.
等等（有什麼好在意的？）別走
I know (Never had her) we were meant to be.
我知道（不可能跟她在一起）我們是注定要再一起
One chance. (You'll be alright) Please stay.
再給我一次機會（你會好起來的）請留在我身邊
I guess you're happy without me.
我猜妳離開我之後會快樂的
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