package extraLarge;
/**
* The goal of this program is to obtain a HEALTHY
* and SUSTAINABLE relationship, darling.
*
* @author Cassie Wei from Mili
*/
public class sustainPlusPlus {
public static void main(String[] args) {
World world = new World();
Life me = new Ghost();
Life you = new Ghost();
/**
* If abstraction is the definition of beauty
* Are those of us chasing after clarity
* A representation of ugly?
*/
world.getObject().sortByAttribute("beauty");
if (world.getObject().getFirst().getArtTags().indexOf("abstract") != -1) {
me.addPhysicalAttribute("ugly");
you.addPhysicalAttribute("ugly");
}
world.giveBestAward("ugly", me);
world.giveBestAward("ugly", you);
/**
* CALL ME ,MOMMY
* JUST LIKE YOUR FANTASY
* There is no crime in ideality
*/
if (you.getFetishes().searchByType("name calling", "mommy") != -1) {
you.addToMemory(me);
you.setNicknameFor(you.getMemory(me), "mommy");
}
Rule r = new Rule("Oedipus complex is okay", true);
world.addRule(r);
/**
* MUX>>>DEMUX
* Can't you understand me?
* I'm not mine NAND I'm not yours
* Ah
*/
try {
you.decodeMessage(me.codeMessage("I'm not mine NAND I'm not yours.","mux"),"mux");
} catch(InsufficientIntelligenceQuotientException e) {
world.sendMessage("Oh you dummy.", you);
me.announce("Ah");
}
/**
* This could end right here if you don't let it out
* Let it out
*/
if (you.getThoughts().size() != 0) {
try {
you.sayTo(you.getThoughts(), me);
you.clearThoughts();
} catch(ToomuchOfApussyException e) {
world.getRelationship(me, you).end();
}
}
/**
* Give up or give me your all
* tell me now
* tell me now
*/
if (you.getMemories(me).getLove() < 0.5) {
world.getRelationship(me, you).setSustain(0);
} else {
you.transferThoughs(me);
you.transferAttributes(me);
//sustain++;
world.getRelationship(me, you).increaseSustain();
}
/**
* If we can be completely simulated
* Do we need a real reality?
*/
Simulation s = new Simulation(me, world, 1993, 227760);
if (s.compareToOriginal(me) == 100) {
world.execute(me);
}
/**
* Don't let words die, let love run dry
* Like what we did to the rivers we killed off in our near future
* Ah
*/
for (int sustain = 0; sustain < world.getRiver().size(); sustain++) {
me.sayTo("I love you.", you);
you.sayTo("I love you.", me);
}
/**
* And mumble some stupid stuff
* Like
* "I saw it coming"
* Pretend it's not happening
* Us losers do nothing so winners keep winning
*/
String[] tags = {"stupid", "dump", "petty", "ignorant"};
world.mute(me, tags);
world.mute(you, tags);
for (Life them : world.getLifeTopOnePercent()) {
me.fight(them);
you.fight(them);
}
/**
* Sit
* Fetch your leash
* DICTATED ECONOMY
*/
me.command(you, "sit");
me.command(you, "fetch");
you.pay(me, you.getFinanceProperties(), "educational purposes");
/**
* Show me
* Your belly
* FORGOTTEN ECOLOGY
*/
me.command(you, "strip");
me.command(you, "exhibit");
world.addPollution("environmental", "indecency", you);
/**
* Stay
* Okay, eat
* Human psychology
*/
me.command(you, "stay");
me.command(you, "eat");
you.love(me);
/**
* g 0 0 d b o i
* Here's a treat
* HUNGRY FOR ENERGY
*/
me.praise(you, "Good boy.");
me.gift(you, "meat");
you.consumeLast();
/**
* We are searching
* Following our human instincts
* Looking for ghosts of the non-existing kind
* Who make us whole from the very beginning
*/
Ghost[] findings = world.search(me, "ghost");
Ghost[] parents = new Ghost[2];
for (Ghost g : findings) {
me.addFamily(g);
if (me.isHappy()) {
if (parents[0] == null) {
parents[0] = g;
}
else if (parents[1] == null) {
parents[1] = g;
}
else {
//IGNORED because 'me' is never happy
//and will never be happy anyway
}
}
me.removeFamily(g);
}
/**
* We keep chasing
* Dreaming about the perfect being
* Perfect parents who are non-existing
* Our bodies grew, our minds stayed the same
*/
if (me.getDreamParents().equals(parents)) {
me.setParents(parents);
}
else {
me.throwTantrum();
}
/**
* Now darling, where do we go from here?
*/
me.ask(you, "Where do we go from here?");
/**
* Now darling, where do we go from here?
*/
me.ask(you, "Where do we go from here?");
/**
* Now darling, where do we go from here?
*/
me.ask(you, "Where do we go from here?");
/**
* Darling, darling
*/
me.callFor(you);
me.callFor(you);
/**
* Hey honey, where do we go from here?
*/
you.ask(me, "Where do we go from here?");
/**
* Hey honey, where do we go from here?
*/
you.ask(me, "Where do we go from here?");
/**
* Now darling, where do we go from here?
*/
me.ask(you, "Where do we go from here?");
/**
* Now darling, where do we go from here?
*/
me.ask(you, "Where do we go from here?");
/**
* To where?
*/
me.ask(world, "To where?");
/**
* CALL ME DADDY
* WHERE'S YOUR "YES SIR" & "PLEASE"?
* That's the only vocabulary you need
*/
you.setNicknameFor(you.getMemory(me), "daddy");
String[] vocab = {"sir", "yes", "no", "please", "thank you", "master",
"red", "green", "yellow"};
you.setVocabulary(vocab);
/**
* MUX>>>DEMUX
* Can't you understand me?
* You turn my screen #0000ff
*/
you.disorient(me);
/**
* We could end right here if you'd just let us fall
* Let us fall
*/
for (War w : you.getOngoingFights()) {
if (w.getScore(you) < 0.5) {
world.execute(me);
world.execute(you);
}
}
/**
* No tears, no regrets
* No zero-days at our fault
*/
me.setMemory("sad", null);
you.setMemory("sad", null);
me.setMemory("regretful", null);
you.setMemory("regretful", null);
Vulnerability zeroDays = world.getVulnerabilities().getZeroDays();
for (Vulnerability v : zeroDays) {
v.setAuthors(null);
}
/**
* Hear me out
* It's a perfect plan
*/
me.command(you, "listen");
me.sayTo("Anything inconvenient, I shall erase for you.", you);
/**
* If you'd just
* Shut up
* Shut up
* Then maybe you'll see what I've endured now
*/
me.command(you, "be quite");
me.command(you, "be quite");
try {
you.listenTelepathically(me, world);
} catch (NotAMindReaderException e) {
world.getRelationship(me, you).challenge();
}
/**
* Hear me out
* LILULILALULALULA
*/
me.command(you, "listen");
me.sayTo("I did it all for you.", you);
you.ignoreCommands();
you.setMessages(null);
/**
* It's all just sunk cost, I know
* But I'm not ready to stop
*/
me.manipulate(you, "beg");
me.manipulate(you, "gaslight");
me.manipulate(you, "blame");
me.manipulate(you, "tears");
world.getRelationship(me, you).end();
you.setMemory(me, null);
/**
* I don't want to stop
*/
me.getMemory(you, "positive");
me.getMemory(you, "date");
me.getMemory(you, "fun");
me.getMemory(you, "travel");
me.getMemory(you, "wedding");
me.getMemory(you, "pregnancy");
me.getMemory(you, "kids");
me.getMemory(you, "snuggle");
me.getMemory(you, "netflix&chill");
me.getMemory(you, "gaming");
me.getMemory(you, "birthday");
me.getMemory(you, "cooking");
me.getMemory(you, "exercising");
me.getMemory(you, "studying");
me.getMemory(you, "gardening");
me.getMemory(you, "chores");
me.getMemory(you, "shopping");
me.getMemory(you, "driving");
me.getMemory(you, "daily");
me.getMemory(you, "sad");
me.getMemory(you, "angry");
me.getMemory(you, "fight");
me.getMemory(you, "forgiveness");
me.getMemory(you, "makeup");
me.getMemory(you);
world.setRelationship(me, you, null);
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// ++
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// s a
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// s + ;
// u t i +
//s st i +
// us a n +;
// s ain+
//su ai +;
//s tain ;
// ust n +
//s stai + ;
//su t in +;
// ustain++
//sustain++;
//sustain++;
//sustain++;
//sustain++;
//sustain++;
//sustain++;
//sustain++;
}
}
